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In those seven losses, the Bucs gave up nearly five touchdowns a game. Derek Carr hung 5. Raiders committed 2. The Rams hung 3. 7 on them somehow. This is a rough estimate, but 9. Tavon Austins total receiving yards last year came against the Bucs. But please keep telling me that this is an up and coming defense. This team still starts Chris Conte. During real games, no less Your coach Dirk Koetter. Well, I am sure there are plenty of people that think my playcalling stinks But Ive been doing it for 3. I dont think Im going to forget how. Well actually, Dirk, in your NFL career your teams have had a winning percentage below. So its not that youve forgotten how to call plays, but rather the fact that you never learned how to call them to begin with. By the way, the Bucs were this seasons designated Hard Knocks victim. Lets see what kind of EXCLUSIVE ACCESS weve been given into Koetter and his coaching methods. Christ. Honestly, its like they just draw slogans out of a hat every year. Your quarterback Congratulations, Jameis WinstonYour sexual battery case was finally dismissed after reaching an undisclosed settlement with your accuser Finally, you can put this whole ordeal behind you. What a hardship it must have been. For YOU. Now Jameis is free to be a leader who absorbs the playbook like a sponge and routinely commits turnovers that belong in silent comedies Every time I gotta read some horseshit about Jameiss uncommon maturity and growth as a passer, its like people completely forget that, at least once a game, he will take the snap and proceed to re enact every Nordberg scene from The Naked Gun. By the way, Jameis has been the showcase star of this seasons Hard Knocks. Here he is killing a cockroach while its mating Technically, thats ALSO sexual assault. And here he is acting like Taylor Swift in the front row of an award show Im gonna go out on a limb here and say that Jameis Winston may not be the most genuine or mature fellow in the world. Fresh off beating the rap, he had the balls to lecture a group of schoolgirls about being silent, polite, and gentle. Fuck his phony ass with a pirate flag. Thankfully, the Bucs imported a MENTOR to help him become 5. Thats right. Its Harvard Man, in the flesh I could be dead in the ground 5. I swear that Ryan Fitzpatrick could still be holding down an NFL roster spot for no reason whatsoever. This team now has not one, but TWO Harvard grads on the roster. I swooooon at the potential for elevated sideline discourse. Oh, nothing coach. Just sipping some Gatorade and discussing the impact on South China Sea trade routes should a preemptive strike in North Korea take place FARTS Whats new that sucks AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CUT THE KICKER. Yes, after trading up to draft Roberto Aguayo in the second round, the Bucs had to cut him and replace him with Nick FolkPriceless. Thats what you get for FSU ifying half the roster. No one should ever let this team forget about the Aguayo draft bust. This was already one of the worst picks in draft history before they released the poor bastard. They should put a monument to the trade next to the stadium bathroom. GM Jason Licht should have to walk around with a sandwich board that says I TOOK A KICKER IN THE SECOND ROUND LIKE A MORON all day long. Im owning up to it by releasing him. It was a bold move and it didnt work out. I dont know what else to say. Bold isnt the word Id use there, amigo. Elsewhere on the roster, De. Sean Jackson is here On paper, the arrival of Jackson and absolute stud TE OJ Howard drafted to replace the drunk driver they originally had at that slot make the Bucs one of the best young passing teams in football. But, as someone who has watched De. Sean Jackson over the years, I can assure you that every accidental fumble Winston makes is one that Jackson can make deliberately. Doug Martin was suspended for the first four games for Adderall, and will be suspended four more after he beats my ass for screaming MUSCLE HAMSTER at him from a nearby balcony. Mike Evans drops passes as swiftly as he drops visible Anthem protests. Jon Gruden is getting inducted into the teams ring of honor this season, even though Bill Callahans playsheet should have been inducted way before him. One of the linemen dined and dashed on a five figure club tab. What has always sucked Miko Grimes claimed that she deliberately got her husband cut in Miami so he could come to Tampa. You played yourself, lady. Only an idiot would scheme to leave the glistening shores of South Beach to go to live in the middle of a Dog the Bounty Hunter fancon. She must have thought she could avoid the tax man there. I may be biased here because a jury of Tampa tattoo artists bankrupted this sites former company, but for real, Fuck Tampa. Tampa is the Arizona of Florida. Tampa is a seething mass of divorcees and wannabe pirates deliberately living in the cheesiest possible area. The Bucs stadium isnt even the most popular building on its block that honor goes to Mons Venus. Theres a reason that Jon Gruden has a completely unironic love of Hooters. Thats 1. 00 percent Tampa right there. Im surprised they dont blare Hoobastank from air raid signals all day long. I took my family to Tampa for Spring Break once. Seagulls tried to eat our dinner every night and some lady brought an entire hi fi system to the pool so she could play Bon Jovi. Tampa is the worst. Its the only city in America aiming to REDUCE mass transit. Nazis are everywhere. Local sports teams had to give money just to get a Confederate statue taken down and it still hasnt been taken down. A local middle school tried to sell kids a 1. The Scientologists are the most normal people there. Fuck Tampa eternally. VIVA GAWKER, MOTHERFUCKER. What might not suck Theyre good enough on offense to score 4. Did you know HEAR IT FROM BUCS FANS Matthew Robert Aguayo. Robert Aguayo. Robert Aguayo. Anton There is nothing worse than waiting for decades for your team to get a potentially elite QB and then have him be an alleged rapist. Who tells groups of young girls they need to shut up and let the men lead. Alex Fuck Josh Freeman. Joseph In two season Jameis will be the Bucs alltime leader in passing yards, surpassing Vinny fucking Testaverde. Jeb Lund The problem with Why Your Team Sucks is that, every year, I strive to think of something uniquely bad about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, some suck property that grounds the team athletically and geographically in a characteristic awfulness that other people can point to and say, I get why thisteam blows. But Im starting to think thats misguided, like writing a negative review of a flat, sad Big Mac. Its a mediocrity expected, universal and unenlightening, as dissatisfying as you want it to be, assuming you need to buy it at all. Apart from the pirate ship, Raymond James Stadium is unlovely in the way most stadiums are unlovely. Its not exiled to some featureless exurban hinterland, but its not in a downtown core accessible to walking or convenient public transportation. Before games, the neighborhood food carts and stalls are all pleasantly above average afterward, the hassle of finding a way to get to something else to do is what youd expect. Are the owners soulless profiteers using the NFL revenue stream to underwrite more exciting pursuits while relying on die hard, underserved suckers Yes. Does this distinguish them from most NFL owners No. A Bucs fan gets grifted like everybody else. Neil Perry Anti. Romantic. To start, I want to express that I dont believe Neil Perry Robert Sean Leonard is the main character, and I would like to stress that Neils character always remains static meaning he does not undergo a change in his character at any time during the movie. Just because he died at the end does not mean that he changed. I believe his life was an act to his father, to Keating, even to himself, but when he wasnt acting, he thought he had nothing to contribute he was just as lost as Todd was when Todd first came to Welton. Neil couldnt deal with the idea that to give up acting was to quit playing the roles that he lived everyday, and so he killed himself because he realized that he had not lived up to that point. I cant think of any justification for calling Neil a martyr when the only thing he stood for was an act an illusion in itself. He just took on a different role to fit the circumstance. He never was upfront and honest about his passions to anyone. He even lied to Keating about his father giving him permission to act because he knew that Keatingwould disapprove if he knew Neils father wouldnt allow it. He says in one of the extra scenes, Think about it, most people, if theyre lucky, get to lead half an exciting life, right If I get the parts I could live dozens of great lives. I think that could be interpreted to mean that Neil wanted to be someone else a person who could express his passions when the time was appropriate. Symbolism Neil seems to symbolize his kneeling down before everyone such as his father who takes away all control Neil tries to have such as the editor of the newspaper and the school. Perry seems to be symbolic for perish and death, foreshadowing Neils suicide later in the movie. I think thats why Todd and Neil got along so well. On the first day of Keatings class, Keating states that they are all going to die. Neil looks incredibly disturbed while considering this. Watch Red: The Dark Side Online Facebook. Neil could control Todd, and that was the only thing in his life he felt he had control over. Also, in a way, I think Neil saw himself in Todd, because Neil acted towards his father the way Todd acted towards everyone. By trying to help Todd, he thought maybe he could help himself. Neil claims, the meek might inherit the earth, but they dont make it into Harvard, and hes right hes meek, and he never makes it into Harvard. Neils Searching Neil seems thrilled at the idea that he may be able to contribute a verse. He prompts Cameron to tear out J. Evans Pritchards introduction to poetry. He is the one to call Keating Captain, and is the first to ask what the Dead Poets Society was. He is also the one to organize the first meeting. Neil also tells Todd that he must participate in the club. Todd tells Neil that he can make his own decisions about the DPS, but Neil tells him no and grabs Todds poetry and they again form a Congo circle signaling chaos. Each are Neils attempts to lead to gain control over his own life. Neils Poems. These are the poems that Neil recites at the first Dead Poets Society meeting. These lines and his Madman Story not only explain Neils philosophy but foreshadow what is about to come his destruction. I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. To put to rout all that was not life, and not when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived. WaldenCome, my friends, T is not too late to seek a newer world. For my purpose holds To sail beyond the sunset, and tho We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. UlyssesIt was a dark and rainy night. And this old lady who had a passion for jigsaw puzzlessat by herself in her house at her table to complete a new jigsaw puzzle. As she piecedthe puzzle together, she realized to her astonishment that the image that was formed washer very own room, and the figure in the center of the puzzle, as she completed it, washerself. And with trembling hands she placed the last four pieces and stared in horror atthe face of the demented madman at the window. The last thing that this old lady everheard was the sound of breaking glass. The Madman and the Puzzle. The puzzle symbolizes life, the madman symbolizes passion, and the death of the woman is caused by letting her passion overcome her. This story explains Neils existence and his suicide. In the end, Neil realized that it was his own life and he was in the center of it. Since his dad had control over him and he was too afraid to stand up to him, before the madman could break in the window and overtake him, he let the madman in as a last attempt at controlling his own life. His passion was acting in his puzzle of life. As he put the last pieces of his puzzle together, he contributed his verse Pucks soliloquy in a Midsummer Nights Dream. The last pieces were fathers ruling over him and with no more pieces left, he left the madman in the window before it was broken meaning he killed himself before his passion killed him. He felt he couldnt live according to his fathers wishes, and the only way out was to kill himself. As Knox Oberstreet stated, Carpe Diem, even if it kills me. Neils Last Four Pieces. The scene with Neil and his father at Henley Hall. Mr. Perrys comments for Keating to stay away from his son after the play. Mr. Perrys speech to Neil about how he will not tolerate Neils passion for acting and that Neil will be transferring to military school. Neils putting on his Puck costume and opening the window to let the madman inside, which led to his suicide. Midsummer Nights Dream. When Neil learns about the play, he is filled with his passions. He claims that this is the first time in his life that he knows what he wants to do, even if his father disapproves. When Todd mentions this, he asks, Cant I just enjoy the idea for a while This is the beginning of his loss of control to his passions. Neil plays the part of Puck in a Midsummer Nights Dream. In the play, Puck also called Robin Goodfellow is a mischievous servant of the King of the Fairies, Oberon, who likes to play pranks on others such as changing the head of Bottom into an ass. Also, he is ordered by Oberon to anoint Demetrius with a special love potion so that he will wake up and fall in love with the first person he sees which is supposed to be Helena but Puck confuses Lysander with Demetrius and anoints him instead. Lysander then awakes, sees Helena, and falls in love with her. This is devastating to Hermia, who was supposed to marry Lysander the next day. Oberon tries to correct things by anointing Demetrius, who also first sees Helena after awaking, and falls in love with her. Finally, Puck is able to correct things by anointing Lysander once more, and positioning him so that he will awaken to love Hermia again. As the role of Puck, Neil is able to express what he could not when he wasnt acting. The Puck epilogue is said directly to his father, in hopes that his father will forgive him. He cannot say anything later when his father tells him what he expects Neil to do because at that moment he is no longer acting. Neil so desperately wants to have a verse to contribute, but he lacks the words, and can only say them while acting. If we shadows have offended,Think but this, and all is mended,That you have but slumberd here. While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme,No more yielding but a dream,Gentles, do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend And, as I am an honest Puck. If we have unearned luck. Now to scape the serpents tongue. We will make amends ere long So, goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends,And Robin shall restore amends.